Too perfect hair
Guys like this idiot with too perfect hair need a good swift kick in the junk. Mouthing off about how perfect you are and how bad others are should be justification for knocking their family jewels into their throats.
I gotta agree with BlackJack somewhat, though I wouldn't go with the kicking of the jewels... I'd go more with the mental torture myself, its much more fun. :P
I'd also like to add that guys like Mr. Caped also always seem to have something to hide.
Just discovered this excellent comic!
I know it's late to be commenting, but I can't let this pass... the word is "cavalry." Calvary is where Christ was crucified